(But will absolutely ruin your family game night in style)
This Friday, 5th September, Red Cape Games proudly presents the tabletop roleplaying disasterpiece that’s got everyone asking: “Why?”
Yes, it’s Dungeon Dunce™, the first TTRPG designed by committee, caffeine, and at least one sentient chicken. If D&D is Lord of the Rings, Dungeon Dunce is Lord of the Onion Rings at 3 a.m. in a motorway service station.
Why Play Dungeon Dunce?
Because you’ve always wanted to cast a spell called Mildly Irritating Breeze.
Because your family therapy sessions were going too well.
Because maths is hard and levelling past 9 is elitist nonsense.
But don’t take our word for it. Listen to the critics who were legally obliged to play it!
“REVIEWS” FROM PEOPLE WHO REGRET EVERYTHING
“At last, a game that asks the big questions, like: can a halfling successfully duel a saucepan? Spoiler: yes, but at what cost?”
— The Daily Disappointment
“The best thing to happen to tabletop games since that time someone set Monopoly on fire.”
— Games & Guffaws Weekly
“Imagine if Monty Python wrote a roleplaying game while stuck in a lift with a troupe of ferrets and an existential crisis. That’s Dungeon Dunce.”
— The Spectacularly Cynical Gazette
“Rated 5 stars by my nan, who thought it was a jigsaw puzzle and kept asking where the corner pieces were.”
— Nan’s Game Reviews (YouTube Channel)
“Finally, a game that makes you wish you were playing literally anything else, but in a fun way.”
— Critics Who’ve Given Up
AWARDS THAT WE’VE TOTALLY EARNED
Winner of the 2025 Award for Best Use of a Kettle in a Dramatic Role
Most Family Arguments in Under 90 Minutes, Guinness World Records Pending
Best Game to Accidentally Summon an Elder God While Trying to Make Tea
QUESTIONS NOBODY ASKED
Q: Is it suitable for children?
A: Only if they’ve already been emotionally scarred by competitive Uno.
Q: Do I need dice?
A: Yes, but you can substitute boiled sweets if you hate your teeth.
Q: Is there a dungeon?
A: Yes. Is there a dunce? Also yes. It’s you.
THE STAR RATING SYSTEM (HIGHLY SCIENTIFIC)
⭐⭐⭐☆☆ (3 out of 5 exploding cauldrons)
“Would play again, if only to see if the chicken survives.”
FINAL VERDICT
Dungeon Dunce™ isn’t just a game, it’s an experience. Like stepping on a Lego brick, but in a magical realm where the Lego is sentient and mildly resentful.
So this Friday, 5th September, gather your family, grab your dice, and prepare for mild screaming, poor choices, and accidental bonding.
Because nothing says “quality time” like negotiating with a goblin over a cursed teapot.
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