“We Demand Accountability for the Spontaneous Combustion Clause”
Posted by: Concerned Parents of Greater Croydon
Concerned Parents of Greater Croydon
Display Name: Concerned Parents GC
Username: @CroydonCares
Bio:
Safe games. Clean dice. No combustion.
We meet every Tuesday after choir.
Petitioning against “Fiery Disappointment” since v1.3.
Profile Pic: A group photo with red cardigans and very concerned faces.
Followers: 3.1k
Joined: November 2020
Pinned Post: “Bethany has the scorched character sheet to prove it.”
“Our children deserve better. They deserve safe, educational games, like Monopoly, where you learn about crippling debt.
Dungeon Dunce, on the other hand, includes a mechanic called ‘Fiery Disappointment’. Our Bethany hit Level 3 and combusted in-game, right in front of the vicar.
The Overlord (a 9-year-old) showed no remorse.
We are calling for a full ban on this game, or at least proper parental guidance warning labels like:
MAY CONTAIN: Unholy ducks, prophetic nosebleeds, and legal possession by vegetables.
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