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DUNGEON DUNCE WEEKLY WEAKLY UPDATE

(Now 12% less readable and 200% more smug)

Oi, you lot! Big doings down at Red Cape Games HQ, or, as we prefer to call it, the Cardboard Box of Broken Dreams, where we’re about to unleash our very first tabletop travesty on the unsuspecting public:

DUNGEON DUNCE: The TTRPG Family Farce
Landing like a poorly-cast fireball on 5th September, complete with:

  • The so-called “gamebook” (also known in serious circles as “the core rulebook”, or “doorstop”),

  • The Slayer’s Stabbook (sharp edges not included), and

  • The Spellbook, which is mostly full of made-up words and arguments about initiative order.

Naturally, this earth-shattering, dice-rolling debacle means DUNGEON DUNCE WEEKLY, our glorified bathroom newsletter, is getting a bit of a tweak. Don’t soil your robes, though. You’ll still get your weekly dose of daftness, drivel, and dice-flavoured droning that somehow 8,000 of you actually read. (Yes, we checked. No, we don’t know why either.)

HERE’S THE “PLAN” (IN QUOTES FOR A REASON)

Instead of delivering one long, coma-inducing wall of text each week, like a poorly-laid dungeon corridor, we’re switching to daily posts. Starting 11th August, articles will pop up once a day, like a cursed advent calendar, and be splattered across the usual social media wastelands.

This way, you can consume your nonsense in manageable chunks. Or ignore it one bite at a time.

And when DUNGEON DUNCE: The TTRPG Family Farce finally crashes through the window like a drunken owlbear, expect even more posts to help you figure out what the blazes is going on. Think of it like the old Dragon Magazine or Gazetteer, except written by people who were dropped on their heads by kobolds.

FUTURE NONSENSE GUARANTEED

We’ve got expansions planned. We’ve got new games in the works. We’ve got no idea how to stop. So keep your eyes peeled and your sarcasm ready.

TL;DR?

Yes, we’re shilling our own game.
No, we’re not stopping the satire.
Yes, Dungeons & Dragons will continue to get dunked on.
No, we still can't make you understand THAC0.

So stay tuned, stay silly, and whatever you do... don’t roll a one.


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