The Official Dungeon Dunce Self-Resurrection Kit

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 Introducing: The Official Dungeon Dunce Self-Resurrection Kit

(Just Add Tears and Screaming)

Every adventurer dies. But only a true DUNCE plans ahead! With our patented Self-Resurrection Kit, you’ll rise from the dead faster than your party can loot your body.

What’s Inside?

  • A single-use Wand of Mild Necromancy (runs on fear and bad decisions)

  • One prepaid bribe for your local Death Cleric

  • A heartfelt letter you wrote to yourself that just says “Stop dying, idiot.”

  • A canister of mystery powder labeled, “This might help or it might be cursed.”

  • And best of all, a commemorative T-shirt!
    *(“I Died in the Dungeon and All I Got Was This Lousy Kit”)

Dungeon Dunce Self-Resurrection Kit — Bringing You Back for Even Worse Decisions!

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