Clang & Bang Smithy – If It’s Broken, We’ll Probably Fix It!
Swords bent? Armor dented? Auto-gnome wheezing ominously? Look no further than Clang & Bang Smithy, your one-stop shop for all things broken, busted, and mysteriously covered in ooze!
Our Totally (Un)Official Services Include:
✅ Weapon Repair – We’ll fix your sword even if you used it to open a can of troll meat.
✅ Armor Restoration – Got melted by a fireball? Again? No judgment. Just quality repairs!
✅ Auto-Gnome Maintenance – If your mechanical pal won’t stop screaming, we might be able to help. No refunds.
✅ Mysterious Item Identification – If we can’t figure it out, we’ll just tell you it’s cursed.
SPECIAL OFFER: Bring in a completely obliterated item, and we’ll laugh at you for free!
Clang & Bang Smithy – Because Your Bad Decisions Keep Us in Business!
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