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on June 03, 2026

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DUNGEON DUNCE WEEKLY #14

Dungeon Dunce TTRPG Family Farce redirects. Everything you need. CLICK! CLICK! WELCOME TO STAB & STAY TRAVEL AGENCY "We book holidays you won’t survive!" Fancy a getaway? Tired of sunshine, happiness, and not being drained of blood by a brooding aristocrat in a cape? Then Ravenloft is calling, and it’s not using its inside voice. TRAVEL PACKAGE INCLUDES: One-way coach ride through the mists (Return trip not guaranteed. Or possible. Or legal.) Five-night stay in Castle Ravenloft, hosted by Count Strahd himself. He’s charming, mysterious, and definitely not your type. Complimentary welcome drink (may contain blood, regret, or screaming souls. No substitutions). Daily activities, such as: Screaming in a crypt Fainting on cobblestones Running from werewolves in impractical shoes Tarot readings that tell you you’re doomed (surprise!) WHAT TO PACK: Garlic, stakes, and spare trousers A will, both legal and emotional A cleric who enjoys long walks and holy water T...

Dungeon Dunce TTRPG Family Farce

DUNGEON DUNCE is what happens when you let a group of tired game designers, jaded parents, and one sentient chicken loose in a room with too much fizzy drink and no adult supervision. It’s a rules-light, chaos-heavy, family-friendly (debatable) TTRPG for players who peak at Level 9, because double digits are for narcissists and maths is the real enemy. And it's a brilliant way for gamer parents to introduce their moppets to TTRPGs. If D&D is Lord of the Rings, Dungeon Dunce is Monty Python and the Holy Grail. GET DUNGEON DUNCE! But wait! There's more! Because no TTRPG is complete with just one book. So you want to be a slayer? Ah yes, The Slayer. The muscle. The menace. The one who solves problems by charging at them screaming. While Mages waffle about with syllables and sparkles, you bring the pain, usually with a sword, axe, club, frying pan, or whatever happens to be on fire at the time. GET THE SLAYER'S STABBOOK! And still more! Congratulation...

ENCOUNTER OF THE WEEK: THE DROLL

“Mum said I could be anything, so I became a problem.” You descend into the gob-smacked gloom of the underdark, torch sputtering, courage faltering, lunch regrettably repeating. Just past the stalagmites shaped like your Year 9 maths teacher, it appears. The Droll. Part troll, part drow, full-time emo. Pale, lank-haired, covered in piercings, fishnet gloves, and passive-aggressive body odour. Somewhere between a misunderstood poetry student and a failed fashion experiment, it lurches into view. It snorts. “You wouldn’t get me,” it mutters, twirling a jagged blade and glaring like you've just suggested Coldplay’s alright. THE DROLL AC: 15 (armour made of broken dreams and thrift shop leather) HP: 84 (pain fuels it, obviously) ATTACK: +6 to hit, 2d8+3 psychic damage ("Verbal Laceration") SPECIAL: Brooding Aura – Anyone within 10 feet must make a Wisdom save or spend their next turn writing in a dark journal about how nobody understands them. YOU MUST CHOOSE: A) ...

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