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on March 11, 2025

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DUNGEON DUNCE WEEKLY #14

Dungeon Dunce TTRPG Family Farce redirects. Everything you need. CLICK! CLICK! WELCOME TO STAB & STAY TRAVEL AGENCY "We book holidays you won’t survive!" Fancy a getaway? Tired of sunshine, happiness, and not being drained of blood by a brooding aristocrat in a cape? Then Ravenloft is calling, and it’s not using its inside voice. TRAVEL PACKAGE INCLUDES: One-way coach ride through the mists (Return trip not guaranteed. Or possible. Or legal.) Five-night stay in Castle Ravenloft, hosted by Count Strahd himself. He’s charming, mysterious, and definitely not your type. Complimentary welcome drink (may contain blood, regret, or screaming souls. No substitutions). Daily activities, such as: Screaming in a crypt Fainting on cobblestones Running from werewolves in impractical shoes Tarot readings that tell you you’re doomed (surprise!) WHAT TO PACK: Garlic, stakes, and spare trousers A will, both legal and emotional A cleric who enjoys long walks and holy water T...

ENCOUNTER OF THE WEEK: THE DROLL

“Mum said I could be anything, so I became a problem.” You descend into the gob-smacked gloom of the underdark, torch sputtering, courage faltering, lunch regrettably repeating. Just past the stalagmites shaped like your Year 9 maths teacher, it appears. The Droll. Part troll, part drow, full-time emo. Pale, lank-haired, covered in piercings, fishnet gloves, and passive-aggressive body odour. Somewhere between a misunderstood poetry student and a failed fashion experiment, it lurches into view. It snorts. “You wouldn’t get me,” it mutters, twirling a jagged blade and glaring like you've just suggested Coldplay’s alright. THE DROLL AC: 15 (armour made of broken dreams and thrift shop leather) HP: 84 (pain fuels it, obviously) ATTACK: +6 to hit, 2d8+3 psychic damage ("Verbal Laceration") SPECIAL: Brooding Aura – Anyone within 10 feet must make a Wisdom save or spend their next turn writing in a dark journal about how nobody understands them. YOU MUST CHOOSE: A) ...

MONSTER MASH-UP: The Blubbernimbus

MONSTER MASH-UP: The Blubbernimbus ( a.k.a. the Wet Blanket of the Skies ) Physical Description: The Blubbernimbus resembles a grotesque fusion of whale, jellyfish, and stormcloud. Its lower half is glistening blubber, with fins that flap about as if perpetually trying to remember how to swim in mid-air. From its back rises a great translucent sac, like a swollen balloon of storm vapour, constantly leaking drizzle. Thin, trailing tendrils of mucus and static electricity dangle down like the world’s least festive bunting. Its eyes are beady and suspicious, peering out from folds of fat like guilty pickled onions, and its bulk moves with both the majesty of a cloudbank and the grace of a damp sponge being lobbed at a wall. Imagine if Poseidon sneezed while looking at a zeppelin, and you’re halfway there. Combat Style The Blubbernimbus is as subtle as a pub brawl. It lumbers about in the sky until it sees a gathering of mortals beneath it, then: Splish-Splash: Dumps torrents o...

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