COMING SOON: DUNGEON DUNCE! The RPG where victory is accidental, failure is hilarious, and the biggest monster is your own terrible dice rolls!
Red Cape Publishing, under extreme duress from Red Cape Games, begrudgingly confesses that we’re unleashing our first TTRPG upon the unsuspecting gamers of the world… Dungeon Dunce. Apologies in advance. Here's our unnecessary press release:
Oi, you lot! Tired of your little gremlins nicking your dice and using your character sheets for impromptu crayon masterpieces? Fear not, weary gamer parents! Dungeon Dunce is here to save your sanity (or at least what’s left of it after years of sleep deprivation).
This gloriously daft tabletop RPG is perfect for introducing your sprogs to the noble art of dice-chucking without bogging them down in spreadsheets and arcane rulebooks thicker than a Sunday roast. It’s light on rules, heavy on nonsense, and chock-full of the kind of ridiculous antics that’ll have your kids rolling on the floor (hopefully with laughter and not just because they've tripped over the family cat again).
Expect epic quests for the last biscuit in the tin, monsters with the intelligence of a damp sock, and heroic deeds that mostly involve running away in a blind panic. In short, it's a game where failure is fun, success is accidental, and everyone’s guaranteed to have a laugh, even you, between existential sighs.
So grab Dungeon Dunce, round up the rabble, and prepare for an evening of dice-fuelled chaos. Just don’t be surprised when your ten-year-old outplays you.
What is Dungeon Dunce?
Alright, here’s the deal: In this game, you and your friends or family create totally awesome fantasy characters, like a sword-swinging dragon Slayer or a Mage who chats with fireballs. Then, you all go on wild adventures where things explode, monsters growl, and your dice decide if you win the day... or end up as dragon dinner.
One person, the Overlord, is the storyteller. They’re the one who says, “You step into a dark cave and hear something scurrying around!” And you? You gulp, grab your dice, and roll! Want to fight the monster? Roll high! Want to talk to it and hope it doesn’t have you on the menu? Roll again and cross your fingers!
Basically, it’s a game where you pretend to be a hero, roll dice to see what happens, and (if you’re lucky) you might even find some treasure. Just try not to get lost or sat on by a troll, or you'll never live it down!
Grab some dice and your silliest ideas. It’s time to become a Dungeon Dunce!
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