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The Box of Nothing™ – Because You Deserve Disappointment

Tired of your players hoarding loot like a dragon with attachment issues? Need to teach that one guy who always rolls Arcana on random junk a valuable lesson? Introducing…

THE BOX OF NOTHING™

Yes, that’s right! This exquisitely crafted, seemingly important box does absolutely NOTHING. It’s not cursed. It’s not magical. It’s just... a box. And yet, your players will spend hours trying to unlock its “secrets.”

Here’s What’s Inside:

✅ Nothing.
 ✅ Still nothing.
 ✅ Did we mention nothing?

But wait! There’s more! (There isn’t.)

Perfect for:

  • Baiting overconfident wizards

  • Watching rogues waste time lockpicking

  • Breaking your players’ spirits

  • Adding to the giant pile of nonsense your party refuses to throw away

Buy now and receive a SECOND Box of Nothing™… also empty!

(Just pay the price of your sanity.)

From the masterminds at Dungeon Dunce Weekly. Because if your players aren’t suffering, are they really playing D&D?

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