Tired of slogging through dank caverns, only to discover your rations are as stale as a goblin’s breath? Fear not, noble adventurer! Greyhawk Grocery is here, now offering pick-up AND delivery, because not every hero fancies lugging fifty pounds of turnips through a beholder’s lair.
Simply scribble your order on parchment, tie it to the leg of a passing owl, and within 1d4 business days our clerically-certified couriers will appear at your keep, tower, or questionable roadside camp. Choose from our extensive catalogue: Elven Gluten-Free Lembas Loaves, Orc-Ganically Sourced Sausages, Halfling-Sized Snack Packs, and of course, Wizard-Grade Energy Drinks (Now With 30% More Lightning).
Don’t fancy delivery? Pop by our flagship shop in Greyhawk City! Just follow the scent of questionable cheese past the Temple District, and you’ll find us sandwiched between the Wand Polishing Emporium and Mordenkainen’s Tax Advisory Service.
Greyhawk Grocery: Because even heroes need to eat between quests.
Warning: Delivery to dragon hoards may incur a flame-breathing surcharge. Returns not accepted on cursed cabbages.
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