Are you tired of slogging through dungeons with nothing but stale rations, a dented flask, and a Cleric who insists on ‘saving spell slots’? Well, now you don’t have to!”
From the enchanted workshop of Beyoncé, Artificer Supreme, comes the potion EVERY adventuring party is raving about…
BEYONCÉ’S BOOTYLICIOUS HEALTH TONIC™
(Now in Lemonade Flavour!)
Restores 1d20 hit points while also restoring your confidence to strut past that Gelatinous Cube.
Grants Advantage on all Performance Checks (because if Queen B says you slay, YOU SLAY).
Side effect: Your Bard will never stop humming “Single Slimes” afterwards.
TESTIMONIALS
Orc Barbarian, level 6: “I drank it, raged harder, and somehow also learned choreography.”
Gnome Wizard, level 12: “My Fireball’s never been hotter.”
Cleric of Pelor: “Honestly, I feel a bit redundant now.”
BONUS OFFER!
Order now and receive a FREE enchanted goblet, forged in the fires of Destiny’s Furnace. Limited supply, because Beyoncé only crafts during world tours.
DISCLAIMER
Potion may cause spontaneous glitter eruptions, involuntary vocal runs, or the sudden appearance of a backup dance troupe mid-combat. Not responsible if you start calling your party “The Hive.”
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