Move over critical hits, there’s a new critical darling in town, and she’s got 22 spells prepared and one heck of a Reputation for TPKs.
Ever wished your DM would stop droning on like an orc with sleep apnea and start slaying like a pop icon in sequins? Wish granted!
Taylor Swift has gone full Bard College and now moonlights as Hollywood’s hottest Dungeon Master. From coast to coast (and a Feywild or two), she’s turning game nights into sold-out stadium tours!
Here’s what you get when you sit at Taylor’s Table™:
Songs of Rest (Taylor’s Version): Forget short rests, enjoy a full set list between combats. Every healing word comes with a key change!
The Eras Campaign: 13 modules. 13 heartbreaks. One epic multi-plane saga where you fight liches, dragons, and Jake Gyllenhaal’s cursed scarf.
Legendary Action: THE BRIDGE: Just when you think you’re safe, the battle pauses for a three-minute emotional breakdown that leaves your barbarian in tears.
Custom Magic Items: Ever wanted a +2 Enchanted Cardigan of Charisma? It’s yours, just don’t spill Mountain Dew on it.
TESTIMONIALS:
"I came for the loot, stayed for the Easter eggs. I think my warlock is in a feud with Haim now." — Travis, Fighter (and boyfriend?)
"She killed my entire party and wrote a breakup ballad about it. Five stars." — Jodie, Tiefling Rogue
Game sessions may cause excessive crying, unexpected key changes, and the sudden urge to buy limited-edition vinyl dice sets. If your bard levels in Swift Lore, consult your DM immediately.
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