My Son Tried to Summon a Cabbage God in the Kitchen

Posted by: Brenda4Sanity, Chairwoman of M.U.M.S. (Mothers United against Magical Shenanigans)

Brenda4Sanity, Chairwoman of M.U.M.S.
Display Name: Brenda Hepplewhite
 Username: @Brenda4Sanity
 Bio:
Chair of M.U.M.S.
 Cleaning up after magical disasters since 2009.
 Parsnip Latin is a hate crime.
 Profile Pic: A motherly figure with curlers and a spray bottle labeled “Holy Water.”
 Followers: 12.4k
 Joined: May 2018
 Pinned Post: “I banned Ouija boards, now I have to ban the salad spinner.”

“It started harmlessly. Just a dice game, they said. A bit of family fun, they said.

Then I walked in on young Oliver performing a ritual over the salad spinner while chanting in Parsnip Latin. He’d drawn eyes on all the veg. The cat hasn’t come down from the curtains since.

Red Cape, explain yourself.

Also, does anyone know how to remove beetroot sigils from a granite countertop?”