The Dunce’s Guide to Identifying Mimics

 Attention Dunces!

Now Available: The Dunce’s Guide to Identifying Mimics
(Hint: Everything is a Mimic)

Tired of getting eaten by treasure chests, bar stools, or your own boots? You need this essential guide, featuring helpful identification tips like:

• “Is it breathing? It’s a mimic.”

• “Is it not breathing? Also a mimic.”

• “Is it bread? Definitely a mimic.”

• “Is it your adventuring companion? Sorry, Steve.”

Includes a FREE chart called:
“Just Set Everything on Fire and Sort It Out Later.”

Order now and receive a BONUS pamphlet: ‘100 Mimic Apologies (For When You Set Fire to the Tavern’s Real Furniture).’