Attention All Dunces!
Introducing: Dungeon Dunce Brand All-Purpose Potion
Now with 30% More Mystery Chunks!
Why carry 12 different potions when you can chug one bottle of pure, unregulated chaos?
Need healing? It might do that!
Need invisibility? Drink fast and squint hard!
Need to speak to owls? This potion is legally forbidden to comment!
Now With Exciting Side Effects Like:
Sudden hair growth (inside your lungs)
Uncontrollable limerick recitation
Temporary transformation into a ham sandwich
Glowing in the dark, and also during the day
The ability to taste colors (including plaid)
Approved by: No One.
Recommended by: That guy who got kicked out of wizard school for setting his own pants on fire.
Available wherever highly questionable adventuring supplies are sold. (Or just steal some from your party’s healer, they’re too nice to stop you.)
Dungeon Dunce Brand All-Purpose Potion — “Because What’s The Worst That Could Happen?”
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